Just...

Have you ever wondered why women live longer than men?

Well, I have an idea. I believe it's because women know how to enjoy life. The small things in life. Women promise something to themselves and then stick with it. Even if it's not such a great plan, we commit. We enjoy a drink out with friends when we're down, which ultimately brings your spirits up. Women don't bring the outside world home with them. Home is the haven. I drop that crap at the door. Women treat themselves even when there's no room for treats.

But men...

Men are like a hang-nail. They like to stick in the shit. They like the pain of all the bullshit, because it makes them feel like MEN! Men bring home all the bad, and then sits it on your lap, the couch, and even the bed. (sometimes) Men don't have friends that go out with them, they have friends that come over, dirty up yo shit (now something else I need to clean). Men work hard just to turn around and say, "I work hard for mines." So what nigga, so do I.

I work hard keeping a clean house, cooking dinner, and turn around to wash all the dishes. I work hard at washing every bodies clothes, putting them up, just to have to pick them up off the floor tomorrow. I work hard at staying in shape, just to hear; "shit if you had her titties I'd be all over you." I work hard at loving you even when it's almost down right IMPOSSIBLE! I work hard too. But I know how to live. BROKE, RICH, FAT, SKINNY, UGLY, CUTE, TIRED, UNHAPPY, OR HAPPY, I know how to live with life. All of her ups and downs. And that's why I'm going to live longer.

And when your gone, I'mma have a good damn too.